Saturday, July 29, 2006

Digression

Dear God,

You're the best God in history. Although You constantly fling crap at me, You always did give me strength and wisdom to dodge it. Thank You for making me who I am, complete with my idiosyncrasies and all. You can continue doing what You're doing. I'll complain... but that doesn't mean I don't like it.

Amen.

9 Comments:

At 5:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Floi,

I AM the ONLY God in history. And yes, i know i fling a lot of crap at you. It's fun! Dontcha think?

The strength and wisdom you use to seemingly dodge the shit doesn't come from me. No, my child. It comes from the experience of crap that has previously hit you. You learned from it and you only have yourself (and the digestive waste) to thank for that.

Another thing you don't have to thank me for, is making you who you are, because i simply didn't. I only gave you the opportunity to exist, plus free will, and everything was up to you. I appreciate however, that you didn't waste the chance that i gave you.

Lastly, your prayers shall be answered. I shall continue throwing doodie, crap, turd, and many other soft, moist, and pungent hings at you. You can complain all you want. I always listen.

Love,

The Heavenly Father.

 
At 4:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hanep! ako rin...
sometimes ayoko ng humiling, i feel so unworthy.. potek nagiinarte na naman ako!! amishu floi! :)

 
At 11:30 AM, Blogger Leah said...

i heard somewhere na okay lang humiling coz we must not limit god's generosity. we'll just have to trust him to give us what's best for us.

oh yeah. =P

 
At 7:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ninang floi miss ko na ang grand display ng beauty mo... sheila

 
At 1:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

love this prayer. i sometimes actually feel the same way.

 
At 8:58 AM, Blogger KAI said...

You always entertain me, Floi. I can't believe even with your prayers, lol. Loves it! (:

 
At 1:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen.....Ü
Hi Floi!

 
At 5:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice reply, almighty one! XD

 
At 3:09 PM, Blogger HanAgiRL said...

galing ng reply ni God! Haha!

Our pastor said to always thank him for all the good and the bad as well. Naku floi, expect good things to come your way :)

 

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